FG_AUTHORS: bill

Damn, I'm suddenly reminded that I forgot to renew my fake bikini photographer's license that I purchased from an overseas school. It's not fully accredited, but few of the girls tend to ask, I mean, it's usually their lawyers after the fact questioning my credentials. It does seem like the entirely best job in the world, shooting hot girls on the beach for Victoria's Secret, traveling the world with the most sextastic celebrities trying to frame their ridiculously hot bodied just so.

Just take a peek at Adriana Lima posing for bikini pimping on the beach at St. Bart's and imagine how nice an ogle of her sultry sweet body must be from a distance of just a couple feet. I'm pretty sure 'fogged lens syndrome' would beset me constantly, requiring many trips back to the bungalow to wipe down my equipment. Adriana Lima, the beach, that bikini. It's a lot for a man to contemplate. Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA IS NOT CAPABLE OF TAKING A NON-SEXTASTIC PHOTOGRAPH

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