FG_AUTHORS: bill

Okay, to be fair, I don't think Jersey Shore finest fattish gnome Snooki was flashing full nipple outside the Sirius XM studios in Manhattan yesterday, and, to be even fairer, with news that somebody of the male gender might have put his you know what in Snooki's you know where and produced an offspring of some sort, well it's hard to really focus on tiny measurements of areola slippage when you're re-tasting your breakfast in your mouth several hours later. The entire thing really is quite a debacle.

But, there are some of you out there, okay, really just one of you out there, and your name is 'Jack R.' who for some reason inexplicable, lust all things Snooki related, and, well, we aim to please right down to the last tortured soul. It is our lot in life, like Atlas, only with a much greater weight on our shoulders. Enjoy.

Read more: http://egotastic.com/2012/02/snooki-might-be-pregnant-and-might-be-flashing-some-of-her-nips-again/